The Mysterious Case of Sudden Onset Disco Fever in Rural Suburbia
May 10th 2025
In rural England, a bizarre phenomenon has taken hold, leaving residents afflicted with an unshakeable urge to dance the night away to disco classics. The symptoms are varied and far-reaching, affecting everything from mannerisms to social structures. Experts from the Royal College of Psychiatrists have been called in to investigate, proposing a rare side effect of long-term exposure to disco radiation as the cause. The phenomenon has brought communities together, with residents setting up impromptu disco parties in their front gardens. But will it ever be explained?