Absurd Almanac Of The Year 2345
November 17th 2025
The Absurd Almanac Of The Year 2345 has arrived, and it's a bewildering array of information that will leave you questioning reality. Temporal Turbulence, a phenomenon affecting only those born on Wednesdays during leap years, causes giant talking eggs to appear in people's lives. To navigate this chaos, tap your left foot three times and recite 'Hamlet' backwards. The almanac also features Existential Dread, Quantum Flux, Inflatable Furniture, and Intergalactic Pizza Deliveries - just a few of the absurd topics covered. Embracing our inner absurdity may be humanity's only hope for survival in this brave new world.