My Neighbor Collects Lost Thoughts & It’s Affecting My Property Value
Sun, 23 Nov 2025 23:06:32 GMT
I suppose there are worse things than living in a house that’s slightly more thoughtful than most. Although finding matching socks is becoming increasingly difficult. Perhaps I should invest in a thought-catcher of my own… just to reclaim some mental space. Or maybe I'll just accept my fate, and embrace the chaos. After all, what is reality anyway? Just a collection of thoughts, really. And Old Man Hemlock seems to have cornered the market.