The effects of prolonged exposure to elevator music on the development of chronic parallel universes
May 21st 2026
Stuck in a sea of steel and concrete, your daily commute could be the key to unlocking a secret universe hidden parallel to our own. Born out of the 1950s and 60s, elevator music was designed to soothe executives' nerves, but its seemingly innocuous tunes would also craft a portal to alternate realities. Quantum entanglement plays a role in this phenomenon, where particles connect across vast distances influencing each other's behavior without direct interaction. The more you listen to smooth jazz, the stronger the connection becomes until BAM! A rift is opened and you're sucked through.
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