The Futility of Ergonomics in Hyper-kinetic Work Environments
May 29th 2026
In our hyper-kinetic work environments, ergonomics has become an all-consuming blight. Employees, bursting with enthusiasm and energy, are assigned ergonomic furniture that drives them to the brink of madness. They fidget, adjust, and reorganize their workspace in a desperate bid for optimal comfort. Our colleagues watch in awe as our hyper-kinetic friends exhibit symptoms of ergonomics-induced psychosis. We've created a society where productivity is king and comfort is an afterthought. It's time to redefine what it means to be productive and prioritize our employees' sanity and well-being over ergonomic furniture.
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