The Secret Societies of Disgruntled Bureaucrats and Their Campaign to Replace All Office Supplies with Paper Clips
August 16th 2026
Meet The Whippet, leader of the mysterious Paper Clip Revolution. A group of disgruntled bureaucrats has hatched a plan to replace all office supplies with paper clips, sparking chaos and confusion in offices across the country. As they gain momentum, they're met with skepticism and even accusations of being Marxists. But The Whippet remains undeterred, convinced that paper clips are the future of office design. With rallies, lobbying efforts, and even a line of merchandise, this revolution is spreading fast. Will it succeed in its mission to make paper clips the new norm?
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