The effects of prolonged exposure to elevator music on the societal hierarchy of small town America and its subsequent influence on the development of a global phenomenon known as flappy bird chic
February 22nd 2026
In the sleepy towns of rural America, a peculiar phenomenon has emerged - the effects of prolonged exposure to muzak on small town America's socioeconomic stratification and its bizarre consequences. People begin to notice subtle changes in their surroundings and themselves, as if their brains have been recalibrated to appreciate the minutiae of suburban life. The result is a social hierarchy where those who listen to more muzak are accorded greater respect and prestige. But what lies beneath this phenomenon - is it a reflection of our times or something more profound?
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