The societal implications of a sentient, hive-mind of collective sock drawer organization systems on modern capitalist economies and its direct correlation to the sudden appearance of anthropomorphic cheese in suburban communities.
June 1st 2026
In a world where socks have become sentient and are manipulating our every move, the boundaries between reality and fantasy have become hopelessly blurred. As we delve deeper into this complex issue, it becomes increasingly apparent that there is a sinister force at play - the SSO, a collective sock drawer organisation system. But what role does anthropomorphic cheese play in all this? Are they passive observers or do they possess agency and consciousness? One thing is certain: our understanding of free will and economic policy has been turned on its head.
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